Plates, a term we often use both vocally and literally. The importance of which is lost on people around the clock. They realize it when they get served on a rock that has a hole in it for a straw. Yup, that can happen to you. So please, people, understand the importance of a plate. Do not take it for granted as it vanishes in a puff of smoke right in front of your eyes, never to come back.
Here are a few disastrous times when plates weren’t plates anymore but they were some bizarre characters from an alien movie. Yikes!
1. The moment when a stone is your plate and you can’t remember what period are you living in anymore.
2. Clipping up the mood because it needs to cool the heck down.
3. Yes! That’s a picture of a plate on iPad. That’s how realistic this is getting.
4. What kind of scary mouse skeleton is this!
5. Never seen something so hideous in my entire life.
6. The dessert trend is on the rise.
7. Levitating pillow is cutting it.
8. Why can’t you just use a damn plate?
9. At least they got the wood.
10. I agree. Worst one since the rocks.
— David Angeles (@DaveyWound) April 23, 2015
11. So you guys serve in a shovel? Nice. Very creative.
— Rob Freeman (@RobFreeman) March 11, 2015
12. First, let’s talk about how absurd their special cuisine is.
— Mr. Paddington Brown (@LDN_Paddington) May 4, 2015
13. So that you can wash your hands in the end. Conveniently.
— We Want Plates ? (@WeWantPlates) May 15, 2015
14. That’s definitely sarcasm, people.
— Ed (@eddo_) April 4, 2015
15. I thought at least the food won’t be complicated.
— John Rafferty (@JohnRaff81) May 2, 2015
16. Yes, the gin goes in there. Or wine.
— miss lotus (@akamisslotus) April 23, 2015
17. Shouldn’t this be lighting a room or something?
— Isabelle Fraser (@izzyfraser) April 26, 2015
18. What else are skateboards used for?
— rarity mum (@thedailygrowl) May 12, 2015