Life has this annoying habit of throwing lemons at you and all you can do while you are at it is make a lemonade out of it. Or you can replace lemonade with a margarita and put one leg over the other as you lie poolside sipping the ecstasies of life.
That is a scenario which can be replaced in a moment. All you have to do is master the art sneak alcohol in places where you think you might need it such as while watching documentary your friend forced you to watch. In case, you wanna know how to do just that… here’s how.
1. This comb that’s pretty darn useful.
KIM GOT ME A HAIRBRUSH WHICH YOU HIDE ALCOHOL IN!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/cPlr09Ow2B
— Anna Stone (@AnnaStone2) December 23, 2014
2. Because there’s nothing like extra alcohol.
3. Now, this is how you do it like a pro.
4. This is how you succeed in life.
Introduced @naaaaaaaaancyn to a Henneritto (Hennessy+Burrito=No need to pay for high priced alcohol ?) pic.twitter.com/jhAcUe3q1Z
— Catphuong Nguyen (@cattnguy3n) March 24, 2015
5. Because you, my lady, are good at everything.
6. When you need a hot dog but you need vodka even more.
A valiant effort pic.twitter.com/LpWFAUDheU
— Rachael Burford (@RachaelBurford) August 21, 2017
7. What kind of sorcery is this?
8. Well, see and learn, people. See and learn.
My mom smuggled alcohol disguised as tampons into the movie theatre last night to see bad moms ??? pic.twitter.com/IujzfJ53zm
— Natalie (@NatalieEOrf) July 30, 2016
9. Balancing life has never been this easier.
Only had hand luggage and canny get buckfast in Amsterdam so went with the 10 100ml bottles rule pic.twitter.com/OABsQjZm94
— Aaron Tait (@aarontait_) July 27, 2017
10. Just look at how dope this hairstyle is.
— Mary Davis (@maryy_daviss) November 3, 2016
11. Everyone needs tonnes of sunscreen. All. The. Time.
OUTDOOR MUSIC FESTIVALS WILL NOT LET YOU BRING IN YOUR OWN ALCOHOL.
HOWEVER, SUNSCREEN IS ALLOWED…. pic.twitter.com/NwctcHNtCe
— DRUNK JOHN KRIESEL (@DrunkJonKriesel) June 29, 2017
12. Hard work always pays off.
13. Preach master, preach.
How to sneak alcohol into a music festival 101 pic.twitter.com/ujjiSWvM5S
— Julia London (@julialondon96) August 1, 2015
14. A step by step guide of attaining the one goal.
15. Umbrella slashes hip flask. Two in one.
FKN HOWLING oot wi ma maw n she's brought her umbrella which is actually a hip flask in disguise pic.twitter.com/Qts98eWK2Y
— Hayleigh Quinn (@hayleighquinn) February 17, 2017